Sunday, December 14, 2008

.. Bush Binato ng Sapatos ..

galing ni bush umilag! hehehehe..

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

.. Barrack Obama Philippine Version ..

Sa mga fans ni Obama, PEACE TAYO...heheheh :D


Eto ang da best! hehehe :D

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

.. Dream Match ..

Show your support.
Post a shoutout for Manny.

Yeah boy, it's judgment day on Sunday. Go Manny Pacquiao!

Friday, November 28, 2008

.. Gikumot Kumot ..

Narinig ko to kinakanta nina Korina at Ted sa DZMM..hehehe..naaliw ako sa rhythm. Sa mga kapatid kong Bisaya, paki-translate naman po..hehehe! Salamat!

Here's the song: :)


Gikumot-Kumot [Sakit] - Kantin


Gipanumpa ko na, nga kitang duha
Magtiunay sa ato nga gugma
abi mo kita, magkadayon na,
kay sa gugma mo, nanumpa ka...

kalit gibyaan, ikaw na naghilak
Mao nang dagway mo kung sa samin daw mabuak.

Chorus:
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.

Gipanumpa ko na, nga kitang duha
Magtiunay sa ato nga gugma
abi mo kita, magkadayon na,
kay sa gugma mo, nanumpa ka...

kalit gibyaan, ikaw na naghilak
Mao nang dagway mo kung sa samin daw mabuak.

Chorus:
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.

Kay Gikumot-kumot, gikumot-kumot
gikumot-kumot, gikumot-kumot
gikumot-kumot....

kalit gibyaan, ikaw na naghilak
Mao nang dagway mo kung sa samin daw mabuak.

Chorus:
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.
Kay gikumot-kumot, sa dakong kamot
ang dughan mong pagkadako, dako sa gugma.

Kay Gikumot-kumot...!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

.. Konyotiks ..

Got this from my officemate, sobrang nakakatawa. And for you to make tawa-tawa, i posted it here on my blog. Walang magagalit! hehehe.. :D

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”
“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap
“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”
“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”
“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I kow right!
“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish
“I have so many tigyaways, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?
“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galling by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
”It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?
“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

.. Gummi Bear and M&M's ..


Energy Of Candy Gummi Bears Vs. M&M's Experiment - Funny videos are here

Monday, November 17, 2008

.. Biyahero Part 3 ..

Kanina habang nasa dyip ako papasok sa opisina, may sumakay na pulis. Sabi ko sa sarili ko, AYOS! safe ang trip ko kasi may pulis. Kaso sandali lang ang byahe nya ang nagpapara na sa mamang tsuper, kumaway sabay sabing.... SALAMAT! TODOINKS! di nagbayad ang mamang pulis. BWISIT! kawawang tsuper, nagpapakahirap magmaneho, inisahan pa ng isang pulis patola.

Well, isa lang yan sa scenario na nangyayari sa daan. Meron pa dyang nangongotong sa mga tsuper. Paparahin, hahanapan ng mali sa pagmamaneho sabay hihingi lang ng lagay, pang-almusal, pangmeryenda, tanghalian, meryenda at hapunan. o di ba? buhay na sila..hehehe.. Sabi nga ng isa kong kaibigan, hindi na SERBISYO ang ginagawa nila kundi HANAP-BUHAY! Isipin mo na lang sa dami ng sasakyang sa Metro Manila at ilan ang kanilang makukuha mula sa pangingikil, ang laki di ba?

Sana dumating na yung panahon na wala ng traffic enforcers sa daan. Isipin mo, meron na tayong traffic lights, meron pang traffic enforcers. Redundant na di ba? Pero traffic pa din! hehehe.. :)

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

.. Staredown Kiss ..

it all started with this one.....



then the other one imitated, which caused the following event....



hahahah!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

.. Tagaytay Trip ..

Noong Huwebes, napag-tripan namin kumain ng tanghalian sa Tagaytay..sarap ng bulalo at tawilis! Surely, I'll be back here. Here's a pic from Tagaytay, sensya na medyo foggy.. :D

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

.. Forwarded Quote 1 ..

" mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng isang tao...

lalo na kung hindi ikaw ang bida sa script na pinili niya... "

- bob ong

Thursday, October 23, 2008

.. Biyahero Part 2 ..

Kahapon, nakasakay ako sa bus papuntang opisina. Pagkaupo ko, lumapit sa akin ang kunduktor ng bus, naka-shades at naka-cap pa, pa-pogi effect..naks! hehehehe..Tinanong ako kung saan ako bababa, sabi ko sa Festival Mall at binigay ang aking bayad. Lumang P50 na may teyp ang binigay ko kasi yun lang ang pera ko sa bulsa ko.Pagkabigay ko, bigla nyang sinabi sa akin, "sir, wala ka na bang ibang P50 dyan? di na kasi namin ito tinatanggap..". Nagpintig tenga ko, sagot ko, "bakit, peke ba yan para di nyo tanggapin?". Badtrip, masyadong pasosyal tong kunduktor na to nakashades lang.

Pagkatapos nun, pagdating sa may Festival, hindi tumigil yung bus, dahil bawal nang bumaba sa dating babaan at sakayan, dun ako bumaba sa may ilalim ng flyover tapat ng Metropolis. Hay, malas talaga..Pumasok akong namumuti ang balat kong sapatos dahil sa alikabok. tsk!

Pauwi na...

Kagabi nakasakay ako sa taxi tulad ng dati, sa Eastwood ako sumakay. Napansin ko, mabilis na naman ang metro ng sinasakyan kong taxi. Eto ang aming naging usapan:

yujin: pare, mabilis ata metro natin ah..
drayber: hindi ko alam sir kasi extra lang ako dito.magkano ba yung binabayad nyo?
yujin: P110
drayber: hmmmm, ang layo ng eastwood P110 lang?
yujin: pare, araw-araw akong sumasakay dyan, P110 lang talaga ang binabayad ko.
drayber: eh hindi ko alam, kung gusto nyo, ireklamo nyo na lang yung operator. tawagan nyo.
yujin: o cge, irereklamo ko.

tumigil ang usapan namin, bigla na naman syang nagsalita:

drayber: kanina pa ako nagbabyahe ikaw lang nagreklamo sa akin. di naman ako nangongontrata, wala namang batingting tong metro ko.
yujin: pare, ikaw ba ang sinabihan kong madaya? ang sinabi ko, mabilis ang metro mo.
drayber: eh kung napansin nyong mabilis na yung metro ko, karapatan nyo namang bumaba at maghanap ng ibang taxi.
yujin: bakit? hindi ko ba karapatan magreklamo sa inyo? kung kayo kaya bayaran ko ng kulang na P20, di ba kayo magrereklamo? eh yung piso nga lang na pagtaas ng gasolina sumisigaw kayo, eto pa kaya?
drayber: eh sanay na ako dyan, minsan nga tinatakbuhan ako. yung iba nga binibigyan pa ako ng tip.
yujin: wag nyo akong igaya sa iba nyong pasahero, magbabayad ako ng tama at yung dapat.

hanggang sa pagbaba ko ng taxi, yan nag naging argumento namin. Ang metro ko, P130. Eto yung plate number: TVM235

Hay bwisit na araw kahapon!

Monday, October 20, 2008

.. Biyahero Part 1 ..

Sa araw-araw ng buhay ko, ako'y bumabiyahe. Papunta sa opisina, sa pamamasyal, paguwi uwi sa bahay at kung saan pa. Ngayon, isusulat ko dito ang aking mga positibo at negatibong karanasan sa taxi (lalo na yung mabibilis ang patak ng metro), dyip, bus, traysikel at iba pang mga behikulong sasakyan. Naging inspirasyon ko din ang blog ng kaibigan nating si Patsilog. Dito ko unang nabasa ang mga reaksyon nya sa pagbiyahe sa taxi. Nawa'y maging gabay din ito sa mga kapwa nating biyahero.

Ngayon, unahin natin ang taxi:

Noong nakaraang linggo, nakasakay ako sa taxi mula sa Eastwood. Doon ako sumakay sa may tapat ng IBM Plaza Bldg. kung saan nandun ang paradahan ng mga taxi. Bawal na kasi ang sumakay kung saan-saan. Nasakyan ko ang taxi na may pangalan na Johdyan at ang kanyang plate number ay TXH539. Sobrang sumama ang loob ko habang sakay ng taxi na ito dahil ang bilis ng kanyang metro. Alam ko na kasi kung magkano ang dapat kong ibayad mula sa Eastwood hanggang sa bahay, dapat P110 pesos lang, pero sa kanya, P125 ang binayad ko. Hay, bad trip.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

.. Thank You Eat Bulaga ..

Watch how thankful the contestant was to Eat Bulaga :P

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ang Kwento Ng Ipis

Kanina hindi ako nakasabay sa aking ka-opisina dahil sa isang ipis. mahimbing akong natutulog ng maramdaman ko na may gumagapang sa aking mukha, isang IPIS! tinaboy ko ito subalit hindi pa nakuntento, bumalik ulit! sa sobrang bwisit ko, hindi na ako nakatulog! Gising ako ng alas-tres ng umaga hanggang alasingko y medya. hay naku..

Kung nakatulog lang ako ng maayos, nakasabay pa ako sa kanya at nakatipid sa pamasahe..

Lesson learned: MAGLINIS NG KWARTO!!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

.. Hang Time ..

Count how many turns he made before the slam.. :)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ang Kwento Ng Tinagalog Na Kanta

Simula't sapul, mahilig na ako sa musika. Bahagi na ito ng aking buhay. Araw-araw, hindi lilipas na makikinig ako ng mga inipon kong MP3 na kinanta at nilikha ng iba't ibang muskero. OPM, lab songs, metal, rnb at kung ano ano pa.

Pero, subalit, datapwa't, hindi ko kailanman nagustuhan ang mga TINAGALOG na mga awitin tulad ng souljaboy, umbrella, low at kung ano-ano pa. Naiirita ako sa tuwing napapakinggan ko ang mga awiting ito. Tulad kanina sa bus na sinakyan ko yan ang mga tugtog, ang masakit pa nito, may VIDEO pa! badtrip nga talaga oh. Bwisit na bwisit ako sa mga taong lumikha ng ganitong musika. Hindi ko sila matatawag na artista kasi para sa akin, hindi sila nagisip. ang isang artista, ay yung nagiging malikhain at nagiisip mabuti para makapagambag sa ating sining. Hindi ko maintindihan ang gusto nilang iparating. Wala na ba silang makanta? Wala ba tayong matitinong kumpositor? Patay na ba silang lahat? Parang sa kagustuhan nilang kumita, kahit ano na lang. Ganun na lang ba?

Sana mabasa nila itong HAMON ko sa kanila. Sana man lang imbis na magtagalog sila ng kanta eh paganahin nila ang kanilang kaisipan at lumikha ng kapakipakinabang na awitin na makakapagamabag sa ating napakayaman na musika.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

DOTA Lines by Pats Tantioco

Thanks to Pat's for these lines.. :D

Si Enchantress ka ba? Habang lumalayo ako sayo, mas masakit..
Si Doom ka ba? Pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..
Si Silencer ka ba? Kapag anjan ka, natatahimik ako..
Si Beastmaster ka ba? Maalaga ka kasi...
Si Razor ka ba? Nakukuryente kasi puso ko sayo..
Si Omniknight ka ba? Ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..
Si Darkterror ka ba? Tumitigil ang mundo ko tuwing kapiling kita..
Si Phantom Lancer ka ba? Sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?
Si Crystal Maiden ka ba? Kinikilig ako pag kasama ka..
Si Pudge ka ba? Nahuli mo kasi puso ko..
Frozen Throne o World Tree ka ba?? Kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan para lumaban pa...

Other Pick Up Lines:

Ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
- Faceless Void

Dudugo ang puso mo kapag lumayo ka sa akin...
- Bloodseeker

Mas lumalakas ata tama ko sa yo...
- Slardar

Bakit ba ako lagi naghahabol sa yo?
- Nerubian Weaver

Handa akong ipagpalit ang aking buhay para sayo.
- Terrorblade

Di mo man ako nakikita, nasa tabi mo lang ako.
- Rikimaru

Di ko hahayaang malayo ka sakin.
- Traxex

Ang pag-ibig ko sa yo parang ako... Undying.
- Dirge

Dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
- Mirana

Nabubuhay ulit ako para sa yo.
- Leoric

Suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
Kung kinakailangang mamatay ako kasama ka, gagawin ko.
- Techies

Pupuntahan kita kahit saan ka man.
- Furion

Di ako hooker.
- Pudge

I don't want this night to end.
- Balanar

I may be small, but I have a long range.
- Kardel

I don't want to lose you.
- Gondar

I may be tiny, but I can grow, grow, GROW!
- Tiny

Baby, it's just you and me and me and me and me.
- Meepo

Monday, October 6, 2008

Ang Kwento ng Juicyfruit

Pauwi na kami galing sa opisina, nakasakay ako sa kotse ng kaibigan ko kasama pa ang isang barkada namin. Since gabi na, sinuyo namin yung kaibigan namin na ihatid kami sa aming mga bahay. Habang nasa kahabaan ng C5..

Kaibigan 1: Pare, magmamadaling araw na, ihatid mo naman kami sa bahay namin..sige na..
Kaibigan 2: Ha? Ayoko nga, taga-dyan lang ako oh..

Kaibigan 1: Pare, minsan lang ako magpapahatid sayo. O sige, ito na yung last na sasakay ako sa kotse mo na magpapahatid ako
Kaibigan 2: Ang layo mo pare, taga-Monumento ka pa.

Kaibigan 1: Pare malapit lang yun oh, sige na..May JUICYFRUIT pa naman sa amin.. :D
Kaibigan 2: Ayaw ko nun, gusto ko COKE. Uso ba Coke sa inyo?

Habang naguusap ang dalawa, ako ang kanilang taga-tawa..hahahahaha! Pero sa huli, nakuha sa lambing yung kaibigan namin at hinatid kami sa aming mga bahay. :D

Ang Kwento Ng Kotse At Ng Mga Magdalena

Kagabi, pumunta kami sa apartment ng mga kasama namin sa opisina. Dun, nakilaro ako Naruto sa PS2 ng kasama namin. Tapos pumunnta kami sa may tapat ng apartment nila at nagkwentuhan. Habang nagkukwentuhan, naisip ko na ok na ok ang pinaguusapan namin, maiba naman.may kwentong aswang, may kwentong negosyo pero ang pinakanakakaaliw ay ang kwento ng isa sa kasama namin.

Sobrang sama ng loob niya sa tuwing naaalala niya ang kotse ng kaibigan niya. Meron daw siyang kaibigan na bumili ng second-hand na kotse, binihisan at pinare-paint. Minsan, nagkayayaan daw silang lumabas at napadaan sa isang kabaret. Habang nandun daw sila, pinagtawanan daw sila ng mga babae dun at sinabing, "hahahaha! ang bulok ng kotse nyo! hahahaha". Habang kinukwento nya yun, nakahawak siya sa buhok niya at itsurang naiinis talaga. Kaya daw sinabi daw niya sa sarili niya, "Hinding-hindi ako bibili ng second-hand na kotse."

At alam niyo ba ang kotse niya ngayon? Ang high-end ng Mazda 3.. hehehehe zooooooom! :D

Monday, September 1, 2008

This is NOT THE LAST, this is just the FIRST

I'm one of the thousands who watched this concert. it's a bit frustrating but i do hope that this will happen again..


Thursday, August 28, 2008

Pacman-De la Hoya

After E-heads this saturday, it's Manny Pacquiao and Oscar De la Hoya on December 6. Watch the video below.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sharepoint NOOB

New company, new work, new officemates, new environment. sigh...i don't know how am i supposed to cope with my very skilled officemates. darn..i feel like a fresh grad right now. sigh again.. :(

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

.. One Night Only ..

ONE BRAND.

ONE BAND.

ONE NIGHT ONLY…

ERASERHEADS REUNION CONCERT!!!”

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Eraserheads Reunion Concert???



i don't know if this is true. i'll just help spread the news, i hope matuloy. :)

Click here for more details.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Tyson Vs. Williams

This is one hell of a fight!

Friday, May 30, 2008

.. sayonara dude ..

it's just so sad to see your office colleagues to leave. they have been part of your everyday life, sharing tears and laughters. with these, you have developed with them friendship and even considered them as family.













the until we meet again my dear friends! :(

Monday, April 21, 2008

5 Things I'm Wanting To Have Right Now





1. Capo for my guitar







2. Ipod Touch 16GB








3. Canon SLR Camera








4. Honda CRV








5. My Dream House

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

3 Questions




1. Why click the "PANIC" button when there's no need for this?






2. What happened to our management schools?






3. How is it possible for a pawn to win over a queen and a king?

Monday, April 7, 2008

Magiting na tao


Kung ikaw ay nasa trabaho ng mga oras na to, ikaw ay isang halimbawa ng isang tao na nagpapamalas ng isang uri ng kagitingan....katulad ko..MALIGAYANG ARAW NG KAGITINGAN!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Season Over???

waaaaaaah! it's bad, i think i'm gonna lose to kent. DAMN! B.S. KENT! hahahaha! U DA MAN! see you guys next season in our nba fantasy, ITSS SHOWDOWN!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Earn dollars in 30 seconds

i don't know if this is true but there's no harm in trying. If you're interested, click this link:

Earn money from CLIXSENSE.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Does your name begins with "E"?

My officemate sent me a message pertaining to the interpretation of the first letter of my name. If the first letter of your name is same as mine, please read the text below. :)

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

Here are for the other letters:

A:

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

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B:

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _____expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your _____expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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C:

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

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D:

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .

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F:

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

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G:

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.

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H:

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.

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I:

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of _____expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

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J:

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

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K:

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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L:

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your _____expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".

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M:

You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.

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N:

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.

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O:

You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

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P:

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

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Q:

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

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R:

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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S:

For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many . You are a good friend.

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T:

You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though yo u don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !

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U:

You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.

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V:

You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.

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W:

You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.

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X:

You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.

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Y:

You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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Z:

You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.